Trump Warns Farmers That Gun Control Will Leave Their Potatoes Defenseless

Dearest-

It’s off to another long night guarding the potatoes. I am weary and long to close my eyes and dream of you. Alas, our governor is a wretched enemy of liberty and I must take up arms to protect the root vegetables. I miss you so.

Your loving wife#GuardYourPotatoes

— 💀🖤𝐿𝒶𝒹𝓎 𝒯𝓇𝒶𝓈𝒽 𝐵𝒶𝑔 🏴‍☠️ (@LadyTrashBag) May 20, 2020

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